SAFE FOR WORK

For the days when you want to be unhinged but your paycheck says “maybe don’t.” This collection keeps things PG, polished, and HR‑approved — but still unmistakably UNSUPERVISED. Perfect for office warriors, Zoom survivors, and anyone who has mastered the art of looking productive while doing absolutely nothing suspicious. Wear these when you need to behave… or at least convincingly pretend to.